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来自台湾的发条
<br>個&nbsp;性：&nbsp;淡泊名利、內向害羞、羅曼蒂克&nbsp;
<br>樹德科大/視傳系
<br>興趣：&nbsp;吃.喝酒.設計.攝影.插畫.廢話&nbsp;&nbsp;
<br>喜歡的：&nbsp;火鍋.生魚片.空心菜.雞湯.牛排.澄花.啤酒....&nbsp;&nbsp;
<br>发点他PS的照片~漫画~~
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<br>粉红色的是扎幌~
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明天继续~

发条日记

天兵週記.四十八
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<br>【單兵基本教練】
<br>相信很多當過兵的弟兄在新訓中心時都曾經背過『單兵基本教練』。可是當你離退伍越來越近，這些公式化文字在你的腦海中已經漸漸地被腦汁所沖淡了。
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<br>以下本人特地舉例為大家解說其分別…
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<br>§&nbsp;新兵正常版&nbsp;§
<br>○&nbsp;攻擊前準備
<br>班：單兵注意
<br>兵：抬頭觀察(抬頭觀察，由左至右，由右至左，反覆觀察)
<br>班：距攻擊發起時間還有五分鐘，伍長命令你完成攻擊前準備，單兵該如何處置？
<br>兵：報告伍長，請伍長以火力掩護我，以便我完成攻擊前準備(好！我以火力掩護你)，請鄰兵XXX以火力掩護我(好！我以火力掩護你)。關保險，退至掩蔽物後方三至五步，檢查武器裝具，檢查武器由上而下，防火帽、準星、瓦斯鎖螺、上護木、下護木、覘孔、槍機、板機、槍托、槍托底板、裝滿子彈匣；檢查裝具由下而上，由左至右，檢查左鞋帶左綁腿、右鞋帶右綁腿、S腰帶、刺刀、彈袋、土工器具、水壺、防護面具、鋼盔帶；檢查偽裝，試裝，檢查完畢，迅速進入掩蔽物後方，開保險，報告伍長，單兵已完成攻擊前準備，待命攻擊。
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<br>§&nbsp;老鳥記憶版&nbsp;§
<br>○&nbsp;攻擊前準備
<br>班：單兵注意
<br>兵：報告伍長，請伍長以火力掩護我(中間那一段直接忘記)，(好！我以火力掩護你)，請鄰兵XXX以火力掩護我(好！我以火力掩護你)。關掉保險然後…恩…然後檢查那個武器，有一把槍、還有彈匣…恩…還有手榴彈跟便當(你從哪裡拿來的？)；然後檢查裝具，有綁腿、腰帶、好像還有一把刀的樣子…恩…還有…還有防毒面具跟那個挖土的(連”土工器具”的名詞都給忘了)、水壺…。好了！那個班長，我先去躱了！
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<br>§&nbsp;真實戰爭版&nbsp;§
<br>○&nbsp;攻擊前準備
<br>班：單兵注意
<br>兵：抬頭觀察(抬頭觀察，由左至……………啊！
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<br>被炸死了！
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<br>【情人節】
<br>七夕情人節的那天，我們部隊完全聞不出任何有關愛情的味道。不過當我走過檳榔攤(註：值日官桌別名，因為它的外表是片大大的玻璃，活像個檳榔攤，因而得名)時，看見菲歐娜長官在對一位中校長官要著巧克力…
<br>菲歐娜長官：「喂！情人節耶！我的巧克力呢？」
<br>那位中校：「這麼肥了還吃巧克力。」
<br>之後我只聽到那位中校的哀嚎聲，還有一顆掉在地上的腦袋…
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<br>我…我該報警嗎？
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<br>【大便嚼士】
<br>咕嚕咕嚕~肚子裡面的”小朋友”又在給我鬧脾氣了！逼得我拋下手邊辛苦的工作(正在看小說)，一個健步就是往廁所衝去。
<br>關上包廂門，脫下褲頭就是一陣狂拉，正當我還閉眼享受這陣腹瀉後的呻吟時，突然聽到隔壁包廂局然有一股很大的聲音，這聲音越來越逼近我，彷彿要將我吞噬一般…
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<br>仔細一回神，原來這是嚼口香糖的聲音，想必這位一邊拉屎一邊嚼口香糖的人士一定有顆強而有力的丹田，否則無法發出如此攝聶人心的巨大聲響；期間還搭配了一些輕快的屁聲，有時還有壯觀的轟炸噴屎聲，加上淘氣的尿滴聲點綴和絃，在我隔壁的包廂根本就是一間小型的歌劇院！
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<br>我的天啊！國軍真的是到處臥虎藏龍啊！就像少林寺一樣，最厲害的人都隱藏在達摩院裡，而我們國軍的高手，則是在廁所之中才能見到

我以前超爱发条哈哈哈。
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<br>PS强人啊啊啊啊~-0-

他经常恶搞花枝大婶。爆笑。
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<br>厄。图不错。多点考虑加精。努力~

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<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;图P的搞笑

哈哈哈

```恩那~~~~有才华的帅哥~~最重要的是有够KUSO~!!!!

哈。有效率。我爱~~~
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<br>厄。扎幌貌似也是很久不见的人撩。

PS把帅哥毁了。
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[img]http://upload.6to23.com/city/faceimg/3001.gif[/img]PS确实没话说

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郁闷

确实是超级好笑呢``

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;台湾的？真的不错！

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[img]http://upload.6to23.com/city/faceimg/3013.gif[/img]好可爱的一组图啊

超搞笑哒诶
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挖　啊　啊～～～

挖　啊　啊～～～

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<br>以前超爱发条的。
<br>好怀念哦。
<br>哈哈

谢谢大家帮顶!

有时间再发些`````
<br>KUSO万岁~~~

PS无敌了。

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,.,.

汗,.无语

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<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;呵呵~~像我的一个哥哥...
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<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp&nbsp;&nbsp;...才不是看见帅哥都这样说,真的!!!

内只小猫好可爱~~~

还真会搞怪呢。。。

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