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迷茫的叛逆 2006-8-25 23:47

搞笑的学生生涯

1.高中时全校必须穿校服,有一复读的学生从来都不穿。管这方面的老师天天蹲在门口检查。一日,老师看到此同学没穿校服,问其为什么不穿。此同学大怒,曰:我妈又没死,为什么要穿孝服? 
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薰Susan 2006-8-26 02:50

。。叛你走了,还有很么好笑的呢。。。

迷茫的叛逆 2006-8-26 03:45

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刻骨珉心 2006-8-27 03:56

哈哈!

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sexfox 2006-8-28 03:31

什么东东??

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好宝宝晨晨 2006-9-2 05:54

回复:搞笑的学生生涯

[img]http://upload.6to23.com/city/faceimg/3003.gif[/img]不错。有意思!

じ☆ve衣笙 2006-9-2 06:19

这个比较贴近校园

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☆星梦王子☆ 2006-9-3 19:54

..

第一个比较好笑~~

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星情czn 2006-9-24 18:53

开心就好!

Z神风怪盗Z 2006-10-22 21:30

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp&nbsp;好绝呀

师傅刹一脚 2006-11-9 03:11

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师傅刹一脚 2007-1-20 22:55

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